No one tells you that the real test of marriage isn’t the wedding - it's the 3am diaper blowouts, the endless snack requests, and the way he mysteriously stops hearing the baby cry at night. This package is here to help. A stress ball for when deep breaths aren’t cutting it, a chocolate bar for emotional survival, and shower steamers to remind you what relaxation used to feel like. Plus, How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids - a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to making it through parenthood without committing a felony.

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Calm Moodibar - Sea Salt Dark Chocolate | Astor Chocolate Company - Take emotional eating to a whole new level with this 'Calm' chocolate bar.

Good Morning Beautiful Towelettes | Happy Spritz - Citrus essential oil towelette made using 100% biodegradable and sustainable plant fibers. 3 towelettes.

Gump Stress Ball - Orange | Speks - Memory gel stress ball that keeps your mind clear and your hands clean.

How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids | Jancee Dunn - A hilariously candid account of one woman's quest to bring her post-baby marriage back from the brink, with life-changing, real-world advice.

You are a Badass Shower Steamers | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.