Step through the velvet rope. This is your unlimited, access-all-areas, back-stage laminate to the world of heavy metal. Go on the road with 70K with this, their first action-satisfaction-packed self-titled virtual tour of the Melbourne transit system.

Tickets are non-refundable and, for authenticity, they are safeguarded by the 70K hologram - so only real vandals will be able to enter past this point….. and don't think your stamp won't be checked under the UV

Slamming like floodlights on track-workers' retro-reflective vests, this behind-the-scenes look at 70K and what makes them click and clack is an account of just how much destruction you can be responsible for (but refuse to accept responsibility for) if you really set your mind to it. Of course, your mum wants you to learn the piano. But she's not out racking your paint for you now is she?

Featuring a Band-Aid all-star celebrity line-up, 70K documents destruction that is drippy, squirty and smashy... all the things that make life so great and same-day dry-cleaners so profitable. Follow the seventies kids as they twist and tear metal on both sides of th sliding doors, leaving a legacy that will far outlive a name on a train.