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Take the raw energy of Necros and Teen Idles/early Dischord and heave it into the meat grinder with the attitude of Cheater Slicks and Reatards lo-fi frustration and out will ricochet Fake Surfers, fully-formed and ready to spew their buzzsaw, snarling, rustbelt anxiety right there in your basement
Blazing through 10 tracks of stripped-down, breakneck punk in just under 18 minutes on this new one-sided LP recorded by DEREK STANTON (Awesome Color, Turn to Crime). ADAM HUNTER and JAKE KMIECIK form the two-piece guitar/drums duo from Detroit who have a lot more in common with Bantam Rooster than the White Stripes.